tonk 

large muscles for males or large tits for gals

hes tonk dont mess with him
look at dem there tonk!

tonk by jackh2 September 27, 2005

tonk 

When one singularly fails to achieve what they set out to do when commencing a conversation, much to the disappointment of their peers. A failure to either glean or pass on any information during the course of a conversation.

You just tonked that conversation. You just exchanged niceties for ten minutes. Phone them back and actually find out what time we're meeting.

tonk by jgalffromcrig October 20, 2010

tonk 

Of hardcore knights, vikings, pirates and ninjas; demonstrative of hardcoreness.

"ZOMG those knights, vikings, pirates and ninjas who just pwned you were totally tonk!"

tonk by crowleh July 16, 2008

Tonk 

The act of knocking ashes out of a metal "dugout" style marijuana pipe by striking it against something hard.

Variation: tonking

Don't hand that pipe back without tonking it first.

Tonk by SYFer August 9, 2003

tonk 

Grantham saying refering to something being long.

man, the line of people is tonk,lets go somewhere else.

the traffic on wharf road will be tonk mate, lets go another

way

tonk by knockalot May 17, 2007

tonk 

good, it , thinks there all that,

she finks shes all tonk but she's just a rudey wannabe

tonk by emma December 24, 2004

Tonk 

The courtesy honk you give a driver in front of you at a stoplight who isn't moving because he/she is distracted by texting or checking email

That guy isn't moving, give him a tonk; The jerk was checking his email so I tonked him to get him going; check out the tonker in front of us; you need to tonk him so we can get moving

Tonk by FenderBlender March 15, 2016