Ghetto Spoons 

A game in which the participants (usually white) venture to a neighborhood with dangerous connotations and a primarily African American population to engage in said game. To play, you must have a spoon on your person, hence the name "Ghetto Spoons". Once you are in the ideal neighborhood, or "Ghetto", and in possession of a spoon, you must pick a target. Your target must be a black male, the bigger and more intimidating the better, ideally one in a group of other black men. Once you have chosen your target, you should take your spoon and throw it at him while simultaneously yelling "Nigger!" as loud as possible, and clearly directed at your target. If you miss, you must retrieve the spoon.

Philip: Have you heard from Gerald? I haven't seen him at school for a few days.
Bob: Apparently he's in the hospital after playing Ghetto Spoons on Saturday.

Ghetto Spoons by Dovahkiin_69 December 17, 2014

Aggressive Spooning 

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

Aggressive Spooning by Dinde October 14, 2008

spoonicorn 

To get an erection while spooning or cuddling another individual. A spoonicorn may be used to poke the backside of said individual to coax them into coitus.

i got a wicked spoonicorn last night when i was with heather, its cool though she took care of it.

spoonicorn by EJ [iBC] August 3, 2007

Spoons in the Dark 

When a group of three or more people stand in a room each with their own spoon in hand. The lights are turned off and everyone throws their spoon at the peron they hate the most. The peron who gets hit the most is the loser!

Do you fancy a game of spoons in the dark

Depends if Suds playing?

Spoons in the Dark by Tom Rippington December 4, 2010

Spooning 

Dick hard on the butt, titty in your hand, kiss her neck, hell yeah.

Guy: I went spooning with my wife last night
Shopper: really?
Guy: hell yeah
Shopper: hell yeah

Spooning by nichosal December 20, 2013

Spooning 

A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons.

Kevin and Michelle spooned all night!

Spooning by Jeff K October 2, 2002

phone spooning

Basically, when you are on the phone with a loved one and you have no way of getting to them, you phone spoon. You cuddle up next to your phone, put it on speaker, and spoon it. It's a very efficient way of expressing love for your girlfriend/boyfriend. You can talk and feel comfortable without being seen. If it doesn't feel the same, you can put your phone into a body pillow and phone spoon that way.

Also if you have a secret admirer, you don't have to be embarrassed of phone spooning them because they will never know!

Hey Tony Lu, do you want to have some fun phone spooning with me?

phone spooning by ohhaytonylulu November 9, 2012