golden silence
golden silence by R M E August 1, 2008
Get the golden silence mug.
Silence of the Dogs
A somewhat deranged, black-humor tinged solution to successfully silence yappy neighborhood dogs who bark at every sound.
Your yappy-ass little dog needs my ”Silence of the Dogs” approach; it works wonders and it’s in my basement.
Silence of the Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl July 8, 2019
Related Words
Aardvark of Silence
The Aardvark of Silence is based on one of the Rorschach inkblot images and refers to any post made by a moderator on an internet forum which, while innocuous in content, is interpreted as insensitive, silencing, or mocking of a member or members.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
The moderator has no idea when she has posted an Aardvark of Silence, because the Aardvark of Silence is a member's projection onto the hapless moderator her own inner fears and conflicts. There is no way to not post an Aardvark of Silence. The Aardvark of Silence is inevitable.
Member1: I'm feeling happy today.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
Moderator: Yay!
Member2: WTF did you mean by that?
Moderator: Aardvark of Silence.
Aardvark of Silence by Dawn Coyote June 17, 2008
Awkward e-Silence
The electronic counterpart of the awkward silence. Commonly spotted in chatrooms. First mentioned at 2010-05-04 by mistral at VirtualTeen Forums chatroom.
Guy 1: Hahahaha, cool joke.
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
Guy 2: Yea. My grandma taught me that one.
*AWKWARD E-SILENCE COMMENCES*
Awkward e-Silence by pseudomoney April 6, 2010
silence of the clams
the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.
silence of the clams by MillsFokk August 16, 2009
silence white name
a response to a n00b who enters a discord server and begins asking stupid questions or shilling and self-promoting. easily depicted by the color of their username in the chat.
silence white name by radrach23 January 30, 2022
Shit Silencer
A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!
Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job
Shit Silencer by saucehair April 22, 2011