seeing-eye horndog 

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

seeing-eye horndog by flyingdog April 6, 2008

seeing red 

In bullfighting, the matador beckons the bull with a red cape, which agitates the bull, and it charges for the cape.

Seeing red refers to when someone becomes so angered that it controls them, enraging the person.

As soon as he hit her, I was seeing red, and socked him in the nose.

Yeah, Twilight is mostly okay, but there are just a couple things about it that really get me seeing red.

seeing red by Kohan December 3, 2009

Seeking Sea King 

The hat worn by the infamous PolarRyan, this hat is his only personality.

As of now, this hat has one reseller. It was first introduced in the Sea King Rumble Arc.

This hat is fucking hideous lmao.

PolarRyan: I really love my Seeking Sea King!

Seeking Sea King by ii_voidss October 2, 2021

sending me 

sending me is the equivalent to “im screaming” or “i literally cant”. its basically when something that has little to no humor in it but you somehow manage to laugh at it

“the picture of pete davidson walking on the streets after ariana grande kicked him out is SENDING ME”

sending me by missxokunt November 19, 2018

SeekingMillionaire 

If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.

I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.

SeekingMillionaire by Lord Grimcock November 23, 2007

Fancy Seeing You Here 

A phrase commonly used when one person meets another person at the place they are in fact most likely to find them.

Hugo: Hey Jo, fancy seeing you here!

Jo: Well ,hey it is my house.

Fancy Seeing You Here by melgisbon April 15, 2009

seeing double 

An effect, usually brought on by exaustion, alcohol, or a few of the more illegal drugs, which cause a person's eyes to focus on nonexistant points. The resulting effect is that they see two of everything.

After drinking a six-pack and then attempting to reconstruct the string theory, Atom was seeing double.

seeing double by DragonlordALS June 13, 2004