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Weed Purgatory 

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.
Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.
Weed Purgatory by Jamon26 August 6, 2008
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friend purgatory

A place for people who have requested to friend you on facebook. Instead of confirming or denying friendship you just leave them in friend purgatory.
I got faced by an old highschool buddy but I just left them in friend purgatory until I decide if they are friend worthy and can get into my friend heaven or deny them entry.
friend purgatory by onefractal December 8, 2009

Stomach Purgatory

The state of your hunger level when you are not too hungry but not too full.
Jackie ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner but still claimed to be in stomach purgatory.

fart purgatory 

This happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently pass a fart, but suddenly your asshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue passing it wil come out loud as a bugel. You then sit there attempting to pass it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.
Friend 1: "dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to pass one but i stopped 'cause i knew if i passed more it would sound like a nuke."

Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."
fart purgatory by tetris57 November 21, 2011

clothing purgatory

The state of existence for an article of clothing after it has been worn but before it is officially "dirty" (i.e. the state between clean and dirty). Clothes in purgatory are usually stored in the floordrobe or chairdrobe until they have been properly dispositioned.

There are three possible fates for clothes in purgatory: 1) they are declared "clean" (usually determined by the "sniff test") and then worn immediately. Note, clothes that fail the sniff test can be "freshened up" by spraying with fabreze and/or placing in the dryer for a few minutes with a fabric softner sheet. 2) They are declared "dirty" and washed immediately with other items of the same type and color. In this case the item is arbitrarily determined to be dirty without a sniff test as an expedient to make up the difference in volume of a small load of laundry. 3) They are declared "clean" and put away properly (i.e. hung up or folded), Note, this determination is the rarest fate for clothes in purgatory.

Clothing purgatory is most often associated with clothing that is "home laundered." Dry-clean-only items are usually worn and immediately hung back up or declared "dirty" and placed in the "dry cleaning bag," although it is not entirely uncommon to retrieve a "dirty" article of clothing from the dry cleaning bag and "touch it up" with the iron in order to wear it again immediately.
Ashely searched for her favorite jeans (the stretchy ones that make her butt look cute) and found them in clothing purgatory. She quickly sniffed them and decided that the slight reek of stale beer and cigarettes would not be out of place at the hookah bar.

I only wore the khaki's for two hours, so I threw them in clothing purgatory.

"Is this clean?" Todd asked as he held up a sweater he found on the chair. "I dunno'?" said Nicole, "but you can go ahead and wash it if you're doing a load of colors."
clothing purgatory by Jack Bard October 10, 2008

Caffeine Purgatory 

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.
1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"
Caffeine Purgatory by stef22 June 4, 2013

smoking a turd in purgatory 

An admonition given to an individual who engages in socially unacceptable behavior, especially at the expense of another.
"I told Jimmy that if he didn't apologize to that nun for asking if it was her breath or her pussy that smelled terrible, he would be smoking a turd in purgatory."