One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.
Zach Kacir is so fat. Tell that donut plunger to get away from me.
While having intercourse, the man empties a squirt-gatorade bottle. After squeezing all the air out, the man submerges the bottle in the vagina as much as possible, just as the girl is cuming. Once inside the women's vag, the man lets go of the bottle, filling it with amino acids. He then proceeds to feed these collected liquids to her, or squirt them on a friend. YUMMMM
Damn boi, that was one hell of a gatorade plunger. I can still taste the half-gallon of cum in my mouth.