pasterd 

A lonely boy that finds schommers attractive and doesn't have a life and is nueter!

That boy over there is such a pasterd!

pasterd by Handlehand February 16, 2018

Plaster 

Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection.

Pass me a plaster I cut my finger.

Plaster by Logansmorf April 19, 2004

plastergating 

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.

"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"

plastergating by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021

gash plaster 

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time

Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.

gash plaster by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008

Plasterer's Bucket 

A quim fit to bursting with baby gravy.

After a five hour, 10 man orgy, Lucy's quim was filled up like a plasterer's bucket.

Plasterer's Bucket by Richy Boy September 7, 2005

Plasterer's Radio 

To be smattered in devil's porridge.

She had a face like a plasterers radio.

Plasterer's Radio by Rees October 20, 2004

plasterer's radio 

The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating

Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!

plasterer's radio by The Rellie November 7, 2007