lettuce

A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"

John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!

lettuce by the bottom April 12, 2008

lettuce

a substance that squirts from a tube like a caulk gun, such as sealer, glue, or, of course, caulk.

put a squirt of lettuce on that drawer to keep it stuck together

lettuce by ubernostrum June 15, 2004

lettuce

being too lazy to do anything; being in a constant vegetative procrastination

Stop being such a lettuce and clean your room!

lettuce by captain Wot May 21, 2016

Lettuce

A fucking sick hair style that involves flow of hair in the rear area of the head typically niped by puck players

Bud ur lettuce is sick shit

Lettuce by Lettucebuet1 August 2, 2016

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

Lettuce by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

Lettuce

A person who is a bit of a restated

Corr Amelia you’re such a lettuce

Lettuce by Finn2232 March 10, 2018

lettuce

in baltimore when a guy who plays lacrosse has long hair in the back and shorter hair in the front.

"Ayye your lettuce is long asf!!"

lettuce by jerry russo May 30, 2018