infomercial zombie 

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect

Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on

infomercial zombie by nando92 July 27, 2010

Incoherrant 

Portmanteau of incoherent and errant, effectively ending up at the meaning "straying from the proper path without aim or purpose".

"I've been acting rather incoherrant lately."

"These sidequests are incoherrant."

Incoherrant by Owange October 31, 2012

Infomercial Hands

Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.

Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.

Infomercial Hands by phalagen June 18, 2013

incomprehensible

Not quite able to be understood, not intelligible. Also a fancy way of saying I can't even.

That stuff is incomprehensible, man.

incomprehensible by mr. not guilty May 1, 2016

Infomercial Sapiens

Endangered sub-species of homo sapiens, who due to ineptitude in any given task poses a health hazard to themselves and their surroundings. Often suffers from mal-nutrition, as simple tasks as chopping a vegetable with a knife, results in hospitalization. Also prone to different infections and diseases, as handling used rags, mops and cleaning equipment that's not highly specialized (as promoted in an infomercial), will despite ease of use and common knowledge, be used not only wrongly - but with some sort of health risk. Some cases of hoarding has been observed, but there is yet no documentation of Infomercial Sapiens" being hoarders in general.

UNESCO has put Infomercial Sapiens on the endangered species list, as they will either kill themselves, or die out when streaming of media will remove infomercials from TV-screens.

See also Infomercial People, Infomercial

Karen was so sad to discover her son had the "infomercial sapiens" mutation, and probably only had a couple of years left to live.

Infomercial Sapiens by GorramYadda February 9, 2018

infomercial 

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

infomercial by Ian Chode September 5, 2003

infomercial poop 

When you think you are done pooping, you wipe, get up but then have to poop again. "But Wait! There's more"

It took me forever to get out of the bathroom. I had one infomercial poop after another

infomercial poop by mjank May 28, 2009