ted haggard 

Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.

Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.

Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.

Ted Haggard: I know...

ted haggard by Rodrigoh! December 11, 2008

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023

wholesale haggard 

When a girl has so much ugliness only costco wholesale could supply the amount

"You're not feelin' that girl?"

..."No way man, she's wholesale haggard"

wholesale haggard by Biggerhurt38 August 30, 2004

Merle Haggard 

a sucker punch, especially one that knocks somebody out cold.

It's also a Merle Haggard if your friend pretends to check on the unconscious victim and instead starts delivering a fury of vicious blows to the already injured person.

Inspired by the true story of a bar room brawl involving Merle Haggard, his first wife, a bandmate, and a really big, bad, mean fellow.

I didn't have a chance against that huge goon, so I played it cool until he turned his back on me, then I gave that sorry motherfucker a Merle Haggard like he's never seen. Then my friend gave him a Merle Haggard after he was already knocked out cold.

Merle Haggard by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

filthy haggard 

A dirty Sanchez using truffle butter.

Wade gave the skank a filthy Haggard.

filthy haggard by Not Mr. Hat January 14, 2018

grace haggard 

grace haggard is a bitch ass fuxking whore who doesn’t know how to do fucking shit or spell or do anything. she will never find love, and no one will ever love her no matter how hard she tries.

grace haggard is such a whore!!

grace haggard by PRINCESS TRIXY July 8, 2019

L. Ron Haggard 

A fun way to say someone is looking haggard

It is a play on the name L. Ron Hubbard, the famous writer and founder of Scientology.

"Man, you look L. Ron Haggard"- Guy 1
"I know man, I was up partyin' until 5"'- Guy 2

L. Ron Haggard by NickMacLean April 14, 2010