Mud Gulping 

The act of eating or drinking diarrhea.

Bill likes mud gulping and does it with his boyfriend Michael all the time.

Mud Gulping by BillPako February 15, 2010

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

Gumping by bill boob August 12, 2006

Gumping

Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"

Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?

Gumping by stringzzz May 16, 2008

Gumping

Inserting one's self into footage or frames from a film.

Holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of fight club or gumping yourself to be pulling the blaster on both Greedo AND Han

Gumping by office zomboy June 28, 2010

gurning 

symptoms: sometimes tight jaw syndrome and the abilty to waffle bollox.

gurning by fluff ball September 2, 2003

gurning chimp 

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

gurning chimp by oracle March 12, 2004

forest gumping 

1: Running super fast

2: Getting the fuck out of a place!

1: Jeremy was forest gumping past all the other runners.

2: The Robber pulled a gun so the man was forest gumping out of there.

forest gumping by Yung BC January 23, 2009