Glasgow Subcrawl 

A daytrip round the orbital Glasgow Subway (AKA Clockwork Orange) getting off at each stop to visit a pub and have a pint. There's 15 stops and therefore 15 pints.... Although it's commonly accepted that you should "Complete the circle" and finish back where you started, therefore having 16 pints in order to have fully conquered the Subcrawl.

- "I'm doing the Glasgow Subcrawl on Saturday"

_ "Ooft!! Are you some sort of alcoholic mentalist"?!

Glasgow Subcrawl by Stoo340 October 16, 2012

glasgow handshake 

To headbutt someone. See also glasgow kiss. Popular in Scotland, apparently.

Hello, Jimmy!

glasgow handshake by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

Glasgow Kiss 

A Head Butt aimed purely at the lips, causing them to Split open, Swell and or bleed.

The Glasgow kiss was founded in the UK and is still used today as a surprise attack as the faces come together when trying to intimidate one another; this is usually when it’s the most opportune time to strike.

“Do you know what a Glasgow Kiss is?” BAM!!! “Now Ya Do!”

Glasgow Kiss by Cockais April 19, 2010

Glasgow Facial 

Like the spiderman (where a male pulls out during sex, cums in his hand and throws it into his partners face) although instead of throwing, just smushes it into their face instead.

"Treated my bird to a nice Glasgow Facial the other day, she weren't too happy".

Glasgow Facial by Lynneface April 17, 2005

Glasgow Kiss 

A Headbutt that knocks someone out. The headbutt is much used as a method of attack in Glasgow pubs on a friday night- hence the name The Glasgow Kiss.

Drunkard in a fight: "Say that once more mate and you'll be getting the Glasgow Kiss"

Glasgow Kiss by Regis from Bognor April 9, 2006

Glasgow tumbleweed 

Pink and white striped or plain blue plastic bags used to buy alcohol from independent off-sales retailers. Discarded to the streets by the alcoholics who made the purchases to forever roam the streets like the plants they're named after.

Jim's cab just overheated because it run over a Glasgow tumbleweed and it got stuck to the grille.

Glasgow tumbleweed by cowboyecosse July 4, 2014

glasgow superbowl 

When there is a group of 6men and one midget women, then the guys play american football with the midget for 10minutes and the man with most touch downs gets to piledrive her

Me and my buddies are playing the glasgow superbowl tonight with the midget from down the lane

glasgow superbowl by poseidon1221 October 24, 2014