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Piss Felcher 

A person who makes his living by collecting, handling, testing, storing, etc., stinking little shot glasses of other people's urine.
Hey Roy! ... I don't see you skulking around in public urinals much these days! That's true Vic! ... I sent in a matchbook cover and got my diploma as a PISS FELCHER and now I get paid to watch people piss!
Piss Felcher by StuPedasso July 6, 2012

Felcherpillar

Aaron: I felched that guy good!
Me: Dude you are one sick felcherpillar!

French Felcher 

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.
That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!
French Felcher by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009

filthy mason felcher 

One that during anal sex makes there partner belt like a goat. After blowing there load in the anal they suck the semen out and spit in there partners mouth.
My friend the filthy mason felcher had a good looking girl last night in his room. Then she left in a mad fit.
filthy mason felcher by Grand Puba February 24, 2008
(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
felcher by Matt May 1, 2003
In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.
"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."
felcher by 1873X December 15, 2003