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Croatian Flesh Joust

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A sexual act which involves a male and a female, completely naked. They begin on opposite sides of a room and begin to run towards each other at top speed while they simultaneously leap into the air and spread their legs which then the male attempts to penetrate his ding dong into the female crevis. If performed perfectly (rarely happens), then the Croatian Flesh Joust is a unimaginable sensation.
I went to the bar last night and picked up some chick who was totally wasted. I was feeling risky so I decided to try the Croatian Flesh Joust on this girl, i miserably failed and now my ding dong has been hurting for the past two weeks... Never again.
by Croatian1111 January 23, 2014
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Cloak Goat

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Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.
by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010
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Choaklit Cream

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In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.
Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool
by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021
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croast

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v. Any cooking process which results in food that tastes like crap.
"oh man, i croasted that chicken, lets go out for dinner instead"
by TheLegacyofWood April 16, 2005
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croakies

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Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.
Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.
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Croall Salad

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When someone receives an excruciating wedgie (going over their head) until their underpants are ripped whilst someone else plays with their balls and pubes, followed by an intense spanking
"Don't make me give you a Croall Salad".
by Croall Salad 123 July 23, 2023
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Croated

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Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN CROATED! OH YOUR CROATED AS FUCK. OH FUCK THIS KIDS CROATED AS SHIT.
by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
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