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Musical penis 

Lets all get together and play this new trendy adult game where you switch your mouth on multiple partners every 30 seconds until they cum in our mouth which you and the penis that got off become winners for the round in the game. Sara : that sounds like fun John: It is i am a pro at it Ricardo: really lets have a get together with all of our adult friends Rocky: Is this a challenge George: i wanna play i love games like these i bet i win the 1st round with these lips.
musical penis. A fun group game for adults every 30 seconds you switch to the next man with a different dick and when the man orgasms you shout "musical penis" really loud when you finally get the explosion in your mouth that person is out of the game and the penis that exploded is out too. (Winners) for the round. Keep playing until there is one last person which is the loser. Along with the last penis that has not orgasmed. And then make fun of the last person and the penis that never orgasmed. (By making funny adult, small dick ,blow job jokes) about them. In a very mild way.
Musical penis by George Cauldron February 19, 2017
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rocket penis

When your penis head is very small and your shaft progressively gets larger.
Marsha: Hey Julia, John has a rocket penis and I don't know how to tell him I don't like it. I mean he can spooge like a champion but his throbbing man sword is just a measly rocket.
rocket penis by King Nugget February 20, 2017

Pencil Penis 

An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
Pencil Penis by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

Tylers penis 

Tylers penis likes to insert autumns vagina.
Tylers penis by Beautifulstoner January 7, 2018

women penis 

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin
women penis by Dexedrine January 23, 2018

harry penis 

a small hairless substance that has a very charming odor of dumbledore’s dick
hey dude I love the smell of harry penis!

Floppy Penis 

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.
sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis
Floppy Penis by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018