Penis

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

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Penis Goblin

Basically just another way of Describing David Choi from appartment 1.

Wow, David loves cock in his ass, he's such a penis goblin

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A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

Bummers Penis by Fury556 September 29, 2009

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Oh my goodness, Allan is well fit, shame about his pishy penis!!

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I would love to suck your facial penis

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This is the most retarded Scholl mascot ever who will gladly scrape his seen in your anus hole, food, mouth, etc.

Guy 1: hear the thunder penis is retarted
Guy 2:lets run before he squirts his semen into our eyeballs

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