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purple squeeze 

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)
Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!
purple squeeze by AndThenSome December 18, 2007

Weiner Squeezers 

Skinny jeans worn by mainly punk/emo/scene guys who have trouble with their penises constantly being squished.
"Ugh, these jeans are such weiner squeezers! I hope I can at least attract some chicks with these ball huggers!"
Weiner Squeezers by TessiixX January 12, 2010

Blow Squeezy 

Like A blowjob, but the girl you are getting head from must put her lips only on the head of the penis, and then she will use her dominate hand to perform a hand job simultaneously to her sucking the head of your penis, the act of this happening at the same time is known as A " Blow Squeezy "
" Bro did she give you head? "
" No she gave me a Blow Squeezy "
" That's even better! "
Blow Squeezy by Michael E Hall 2 September 7, 2012

Dick-squeezer

A male friend that for some reason grabs all of their friends dicks, usually in social gatherings. They take pride with every single squeeze it's one of their main reason for living, if they don't get a squeeze in daily they will become depressed.
Greg: look out here comes Tony, he's a dick-squeezer

Mike: what?

Tony: hey guys(squeezes greg and mike's dicks)

Mike: what the hell, he just squeezed my dick

Greg: told you, he does that

squeegee boy

Shawn knew he hit the big time when he got called to be the squeegee boy for a bukkake scene.
squeegee boy by aa1123 May 8, 2011
The compromise term for acknowledging female squirting has pee in it
Wow JP, you're gonna need new sheets after that squee