Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey 

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey by BD August 6, 2004

mocked 

When someone says something, and is made fun of, or copied in a funny voice, or has thier words jumbled.

Jon: im gonna kick your ass!!!!!
Billy: What??? Did you say you wanna lick my ass???
Jon: NoNoNO!!! im gonna beat your ass!!!
Billy: Dude, i think your gay, cuz first you said you were gonna lick my ass, and now your saying your gonna eat it??? w0w.

mocked by R3AL1Z3 March 14, 2005

Left-handed monkey wrench 

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

Left-handed monkey wrench by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

Roid Monkey 

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

Roid Monkey by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

monkey shit

putty material that is used for filling in gaps.

Put some more monkey shit in that stuffing tube.

monkey shit by STGC Fountaine February 14, 2005

retarded monkey

The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?

Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?

retarded monkey by Icbat December 9, 2008

Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.

Dance monkey by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 3, 2020