T.R.I.'s definitions

NOMFWIC

Acronym, short for: Number One Mother Fucker What's In Charge.

Originally a Naval term similar in usage to REMF, NOMFWIC is much more obscure. The NOMFWIC is one who is in charge and makes sure no one forgets it, even when he or she is dead wrong.

Ensign 1: "Shut up, NOMFWIC on deck!"
Ensign 2: "Crap, my uniform is untucked."

by T.R.I. September 7, 2006

fash-on

A pun on 'fashion' used in urban/hiphop styled commercials for Old Navy (and later Walmart). Designed primarily to sell clothes to girls and young women.

"Time to get our 'Fash-On'." -Walmart Commercial selling clothes to girls/young women.

by T.R.I. September 4, 2006

flash

Uncommon usage, technical jargon, verb, meaning 'to erase'.

Comes from 'eeproms' (Electrically Eraseable Programmable Read Only Memory) units in days of yore which were 'flashed' so they could be written on again. Typically, a computer geek would understand this usage.

PC Onwer: "So, should I through my broken computer in the trash?"

Technician: "Make sure you flash the drive first, for security reasons."

PC Onwer: "WTF?"

Tech: "Uhh...erase all the information."

by T.R.I. July 24, 2006

Roid Monkey

A person who has been using steroids for a long time and consequently has smaller testes and a short fuse. Generally on some competitive team or another, you see this type slavishly adoring the man with the biggest pecs at the local GNC store or muscle gym. Generally displays clouded thought processes, is quick to anger, and has trouble expressing himself eloquently (all known examples are male). Known to beat family members or significant others. Should be considered armed and dangerous.

"That's not a strategically shaved chimp flinging poo, that's a Roid Monkey....flinging poo."

by T.R.I. February 14, 2006

NLH

Nasty Love Handles: When an obnoxiously fat girl tries to fit into a top 3 sizes too small and you can see the fat rolls around the braline, that is NLH, or Nasty Love Handles.

Friend A: <points> "Hey, that girl has NLH. Ewwww!"
Friend B: <laughing> "Dumbass, that's your MOM!"
Friend A: <gags> "My eyes, my eyes! Gouge them out!"

by T.R.I. January 30, 2006

hermit

In addition, a hermit is also a PC fanatic (as opposed to console gaming). See also lemming sheep cow

PC Gamer: "We have Counter-strike and FPS Doug. Beat That!"
Console Gamer: "STFU, you damn hermit!"

by T.R.I. September 23, 2005

Hermit

In addition to the standard definition, a 'Hermit' is a slang term for a PC afficionado. This definition is mainly used on the System Wars forum of Gamespot.

PC Fanboy:"Hey, console n00bs! HL2>Halo2!"
Console Fanboy: "STFU, Hermit!"

by T.R.I. September 15, 2005