T.R.I.'s definitions

fash-on

A pun on 'fashion' used in urban/hiphop styled commercials for Old Navy (and later Walmart). Designed primarily to sell clothes to girls and young women.

"Time to get our 'Fash-On'." -Walmart Commercial selling clothes to girls/young women.

by T.R.I. September 4, 2006

NOMFWIC

Acronym, short for: Number One Mother Fucker What's In Charge.

Originally a Naval term similar in usage to REMF, NOMFWIC is much more obscure. The NOMFWIC is one who is in charge and makes sure no one forgets it, even when he or she is dead wrong.

Ensign 1: "Shut up, NOMFWIC on deck!"
Ensign 2: "Crap, my uniform is untucked."

by T.R.I. September 7, 2006

hermit

In addition, a hermit is also a PC fanatic (as opposed to console gaming). See also lemming sheep cow

PC Gamer: "We have Counter-strike and FPS Doug. Beat That!"
Console Gamer: "STFU, you damn hermit!"

by T.R.I. September 23, 2005

NLH

Nasty Love Handles: When an obnoxiously fat girl tries to fit into a top 3 sizes too small and you can see the fat rolls around the braline, that is NLH, or Nasty Love Handles.

Friend A: <points> "Hey, that girl has NLH. Ewwww!"
Friend B: <laughing> "Dumbass, that's your MOM!"
Friend A: <gags> "My eyes, my eyes! Gouge them out!"

by T.R.I. January 30, 2006

Hermit

In addition to the standard definition, a 'Hermit' is a slang term for a PC afficionado. This definition is mainly used on the System Wars forum of Gamespot.

PC Fanboy:"Hey, console n00bs! HL2>Halo2!"
Console Fanboy: "STFU, Hermit!"

by T.R.I. September 15, 2005

flash

Uncommon usage, technical jargon, verb, meaning 'to erase'.

Comes from 'eeproms' (Electrically Eraseable Programmable Read Only Memory) units in days of yore which were 'flashed' so they could be written on again. Typically, a computer geek would understand this usage.

PC Onwer: "So, should I through my broken computer in the trash?"

Technician: "Make sure you flash the drive first, for security reasons."

PC Onwer: "WTF?"

Tech: "Uhh...erase all the information."

by T.R.I. July 24, 2006

sdc

sdc can also be an acronym for "Sit Down Clown". It is similar in usage to stfu, but carries the connotation that the intended target is a silly s.o.b.

Poster A: "Nintendo doesn't make games"
Poster B: "SDC!"

by T.R.I. September 15, 2005