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speech virus 

A term to relate to something that is said automatically. A learned phrase, action or behavior that when thought about might not save time and actually cost you more time than initially intended.
Guy one: How do you do?
Guy two: Who are you?
Guy one: Sorry just making polite conversation. A bit of a Speech Virus if you will
speech virus by Peter M July 5, 2018

Tinola virus 

A deadly disease contracted by intercourse with a family member usually a father or sister, farmers are usually most at risk of getting the disease all must keep a safe distance
Oh shit he has the tinola virus what a sket
Tinola virus by Xx_YxngStrapper_xX October 11, 2018

Penser Virus

The Penser virus is a unfortunate Virus that cores a small child called Spencer this child will resemble the look of an rat but blond and clean and much less hair with A BOLD PATCH ON ITS HEAD IT will try to hide it with its stickey hair but you will always no its there always. This creature will haunt your every foot step if you are to find your self in this position the only escape is to grab a small bone from the Land of Bangladesh this bone must also be from a child called Spencer but it must be spelt backwards "Recneps" if not it will form another create called Wattam this create leaves a sexily bad smell where ever it goes
Oh my gosh you have the "Penser Virus"
Penser Virus by DR Penser November 1, 2018

Lammin virus 

The lammin virus is where a person has uncontrollable autism, way off the spectrum and was born without any genitals.
What are u doing do you have the lammin virus or something
A virus created by Umbrella Corp, a pharmaceutical company that used it as a bio weapon. The T virus is not a virus, rather a strain of virus. It was heavily “upgraded” to make more resistant hosts.

The T virus infects a human in one of these few ways:
1) bitten by an infected host
2) getting stabbed, scratched, cut, sliced,etc.
3) some doctor decides to inject you with it
The T-virus outbreak started in raccoon city in their sewage treatment plant where infected rats infected the rural citizens which spread to a massive outbreak.
1 in a million people had a chance of turning into a “tyrant”. A tyrant was a big and strong version of the normal zombie. There are many types of zombies, the common ones include:

1)lickers: disgusting creatures that don’t have skin and an unusually long tongue
2)hunters: usually mistaken for a zombie but more animal-ish. The hunters were used to hunt survivors with immunity to the T-virus or a capable host to turn into a tyrant.
3)crimson heads: these zombies have a rather crimson skin tone due to their heart pumping blood extremely fast.

Zombies variations were not always human, there are some “dog-zombies”.
Survivor: a zombie just scratched me! What gonna happen to me now!

Smart survivor: You got infected by a T-VIRUS host. The virus will start infecting your cells and slowly infect your brain. You won’t die, you won’t be undead, even if your brain dies or your heart stops, you will continue living. Depending on which T-Virus host bit you, you will transform into that.

Survivor: what?

Smart survivor: Nigga you gon’ Turn to zombie and eat brains so I gotta shot your head.

Survivor: oh
T-virus by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019

Thot Virus 

A new virus from China that is spreading from touch. If you get touched by a girl with the Thot Virus then you will become a thot. Snorts books aswell!
Barry's friend: Hey Barry behind you!!!
Thot: *touches you*
Barrysl's friend: Oh no... YOU GOT THE THOT VIRUS!!!!
Barry: Hey Nick wanna suck my dick!
Thot Virus by iGamearia January 24, 2020