Girls With Depression 

n. a band consisting of one permanent member, Cypriots L. Brazanthr with very little consistent sound. Cy has a beautiful voice and such a weird approach to songwriting. It's like if Bob Dylan had a laptop instead of a guitar. OH MY GOD YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS. JUST LISTEN.

"Do you like 'Girls With Depression?' They make such quirky yet mature music."
"Yes. They're my favorite band ever. How could they not be?"

"I guess you could be stupid."

Girls With Depression by Kanye the Most West September 8, 2013

Finals week depression

A depression that is caused by upcoming finals and the sense of hopelessness that comes with.

Sorry Mike I can't do go out right now finals week depression is setting in.

Finals week depression by A.C. Student December 7, 2013

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita 

A depressing version of This is so sad Alexa play Despacito when it goes more sadder than before and this goes viraly dramatic over sad contents.

P.1: My brother died but what’s worse my cat died he got runned over by a car...

P.2: This is very depressing Alexa play Dame Tu Cosita.

This is very Depressing Alexa play Dame tu Cosita by R.O.B. The savage robot July 13, 2018

sophomore year depression 

Sophomore year depression is a mental illness characterized by intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness in your sophomore year of high school. Depression follows you like a creepy ex on Instagram throughout high school, but the most intense periods of this disease come in your sophomore year due to unfamiliarity with these new feelings.

This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.

If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.

It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.

Sophomore: I've been feeling so down lately, all I wanna do when I get home is get in bed and sleep. I hate high school

Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.

sophomore year depression by Jimbla221 March 2, 2021

Facebook depression 

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.

I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.

Facebook depression by dp916 April 18, 2011

depressive black metal

A sub genre of the black metal art, where the music plays a very dark, almost depressing atmosphere that gives you the gloomy, sad impression on life, depressing you with the desperate cry of haunted screams, to the slow, suicidal vibe of guitars. Good examples of depressive black metal are Nocturnal Depression, Make A Change...Kill Yourself, Xasthur, and Shining.

Nocturnal Depression's "Soundtrack To A Suicide" is a very bleak, depressive black metal album.

depressive black metal by Teeler February 2, 2008

Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.

The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)

Post-Potter Depression by NotGonnaDieSoStopTryntaKillMe July 18, 2011