Zucchini 

When one homosexual guy cums on another homosexual guys penis, thus giving it a natural lube that is creamy with a sticky texture, just like a zucchini

Last night got a little experimental. Joey and I got drunk and he zucchinied my weenie and then we did it in the dog's bed. It felt surprisingly good.

Zucchini by MadMax98 July 24, 2017

zucchini 

A sexual tool.

Annie shoves a zucchini into Megan's anus. "Oh, baby."

zucchini by Annie December 31, 2003

dirty zucchini 

when a man uses a zuccini to analy pleasure himself, then after he blows his load he proceeds to drill out the center and smokes weed out of it (with the fecal matter still on the zucchini)

the fetishy man watched his neighbor, george bush, pull a dirty zucchini while laura was taking pictures.

dirty zucchini by thedirtywizardd September 20, 2009

zucchini 

1. A codeword used to tip off a third wheel on a date that they should ease up, as the friend that they are supporting in comfortable enough to be alone.

2. When two people going out are hanging out with a group of people and decide to take off.

3. A word used discreetly to tell a cockblocker to tone it down.

Leslie (while on a date with Jess): Wow i enjoy zucchinis. They are delicious. Alicia will you go get me a salad with extra zucchini and Italian dressing?

Alicia: *slinks away*

zucchini by aliciaisabeast June 28, 2009

Zucchini Weenie 

An oversized penis.

"I fucked Matt last night and holy shit, he has quite the Zucchini Weenie!"

Zucchini Weenie by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

The Great Zucchini 

the great zucchini: only the most omnipotent vegetable ever. great served every way, for any meal, at any time of day.
loved by the high priestess of the vegetable patch; ceremonies include prostrating herself before it, etc.

Don't Fuck with The Great Zucchini just looking at it will make your legs shake and give out.

The Great Zucchini by Tron_Sucka April 5, 2006

Zucchini 

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

Zucchini by Panbu1 May 22, 2011