A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

Webster Method by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

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Webster St. Hood Nation

A "ride till I die" hood commonly characterized by having some gangster ass hood rats running the streets while smoking crack and getting hoes.

Them gangster ass hood rats must be from Webster St. Hood Nation.

Webster St. Hood Nation by kingrock013 May 25, 2009

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Webster's Dictionary

The opposite of this crappy site that only has fake news, but is great for defining Emergency Bacon.

I read the Webster's Dictionary Today.

Webster's Dictionary by lol im a not troll October 12, 2017

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Webster's Law

Webster's Law states that no matter what the subject, a discussion posted in the Real Ale Twats - Viz Facebook group will always reference Doom Bar at some point. This is because of the ubiquity and generic nature of Doom Bar.

(after discussing dispense method for several threads)
-I don't care how my beer is served, so long as it's not Doom Bar.
-Webster's Law!

Webster's Law by Freedomslayer99 February 21, 2018

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