war 

There are two types of war:

1) Normal style war: Something noone pays attention to.
2) American style war: Something that causes the whole world to make it a habit to watch CNN/NBC/Sky News/etc. for hours every day and talk to their friends about what new goodies America has at her disposal.

1) Bob: "Heard of the war going on in *insert some unknown 3rd world country*?"
Joe: "Nope, who gives a shit"
2) Bob: "I heard America are gonna start the war tonight!!!"
Joe: "Kewl, the last two wars were fun but were a little short, I heard they got this new bomb that causes FUBAR to a larger area than that MOAB, that should be fun to watch"

war by MasterBates March 2, 2004

war 

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

war by Zak May 3, 2003

war 

A thing that is always the same

"And war, war never changes."

war by theodore_logan January 12, 2010

War 

The occasion where a bunch of politicians in the U.N. argue eternally while perversely anticipating the opportunity to bomb the living shit out of each other with thousands of nuclear warheads

With the way the situation is developing between Burgerland and Cuck Island, it is quite plausible that this could lead to war!

War by The Moon Landings Were Faked May 26, 2017

War 

Dumb way to make peace. Stupid. Un-needed. Wages unneeded deaths of young men,nd women. Fucked up. Destroying the world.

Hey whats War?" "War is Stupid

War by AXtheUnIVerse August 7, 2010

war 

Favorite game of powerful men with small penises.

Hitler couldn't get no stank on the hanglow from polish bitches, so he whacked the bitches.

war by Phil McCrevice June 7, 2003

War 

A matter too serious to be entrusted with the military.

"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."
Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)

War by Mertown July 3, 2007