Vendetta

A feud between two families or clans that arises out of a slaying and is perpetuated by retaliatory acts of revenge; a blood feud.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Vendetta by I Can't Find A Name Not Being Used So I Typed This Instead August 9, 2006

Vendofuck 

Vendofuck - referring to a specific technique used by robots in their multilayered "War On Humans”. Designed as an act of psychological terrorism, the robots intend to break the morale of the humans by promising to dispense delightful snack foodstuffs at reasonable prices only to renege on the deal at the last moment. The failure to honor the implied contract may manifest itself in differing ways including the denial of said foodstuffs, or delivering an alternative item of much lower appeal (e.g. Andy Capp’s Hot Chili Cheese Fries).

“Hey! That machine just vendofucked me out of $1.25!”

“This vendofucking must end! What the hell is an OnYum?”

Vendofuck by TheShorn December 23, 2011

Vendor 

Drug Dealer - One whom is in the business of dealing drugs.

"Hey are you a vendor?"
"Yeah I've been doing a lot of vending recently"

Vendor by Old Gregg69 July 29, 2012

vending machine dance 

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

vending machine dance by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009

Going Vendal 

The moment a person erupts with rage due to a vending machine either not having what this person wants or not dispensing it completely leving it hanging on the spiral hook (already paid for.) Said persons have been known to bang on the glass, yell (sometimes including obscenities), rock the machine to try and shake their item off the hook or even break the glass to get their item.

Guy: WHAT?!?! WHAT THE #$%^@! I WANT MY CANDY BAR -- NOWW!!!
Me: Dude it's just a candy bar; chill out.
Guy: SHUT UP! CAN'T YOU TELL I'M GOING VENDAL ON THIS MACHINE?!?!
Me: Here have a dollar and buy another one. Just shut up.
Guy: Whew - thanks man.

Going Vendal by Gruteman October 2, 2012

Nate Vendetta 

The singer and guitar player for Heart Attack Inc. Seems like he's all about sex, drugs, and violence, but he's actually smart, funny, charismatic, and really just wants to be loved. IMO he could get any girl he wanted,but he always stays away from people in school, and rarely talks. I saw him outside once, and he was talking to everyone around him and was having fun. I went up to him and had a conversation with him and I was shocked to see how crazy he was...I would love to get high with him. There was less people around later, and he was back to being quiet like in school, and he told lots of really deep shit about his life.

Me: You see that fag up there?

Guy: You mean that rockstar Nate Vendetta jamming up there? (Song ends, audience cheers, girls scream "I love you")

Me: Yeah I guess he's not a fag.

Guy: Dude, I want his autograph!

Nate Vendetta by another anonymous August 11, 2014

Hotdog Vendor 

The act of pushing someone down on their stomach, removing their pants, laying your penis along their butt crack and whispering into their ear: "I can rape you anytime I want."

If Paul keeps up with that attitude, he may need a Hotdog Vendor to bring him down a peg.

Hotdog Vendor by JohnCocktoasten February 24, 2014