stained rug 

Any man juice that was caught in the pubic region of a female after enduring intercourse.

"After Johny and I were satisfied, i noticed i had a stained rug."

stained rug by AguguEmeka March 19, 2008

sterned 

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

sterned by sterned August 25, 2014

Steinerize 

Spending an exhorbant amount of money on something that is detrimental to one self.

Leroy steinerized himself by replacing his perfectly good eyeballs with sold gold ball bearings.

Steinerize by Richard Whistler May 5, 2019

Stained Glass 

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.

“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”

Stained Glass by SoupGG March 15, 2020

Jude Steiner 

Legendary bass musician but often has a fat ass.

What are you doin wit all dat ass thug shaker, Jude Steiner you good?!

Jude Steiner by Thug shaker November 22, 2021

branden steineckert 

the drummer of the used

branden steineckert owns you

branden steineckert by kiddlez July 18, 2008

cum-stained futon 

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

cum-stained futon by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009