putzed

literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd

mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"

putzed by halluciphile July 8, 2004

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Potted Plant

used primarily in a sales environment

An individual(usually in a position of power)who is unable or unwilling to move forward with new ideas, methods to improve their business or get key decision makers involved because they are stuck in their old ways of thinking; becoming as worthless as a potted plant that just takes up desk space.

"I had a great conversation with Ann today but she's as worthless as a potted plant. She can't even get our proposal in front of her SVP, let alone their CFO."

Potted Plant by Adrian aka "Dr. Green Thumb" December 9, 2008

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potted

To become higher than high.

Damn Dawg, John was so potted last night after smokin that L.

potted by Derrick"theone" July 29, 2006

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Puttentang

Bo Diddley's sister according to the song Puttentang. May be an attempt at synonymy with the word pootang through like sounds which refers to a woman's vagina.

My sister's name is a Puttentang, you ask me again and I'll tel you just the same.

Puttentang by MR77 March 29, 2009