bearded orifice

The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.

The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.

bearded orifice by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

back orifice 

A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.

These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7

back orifice by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

fieces encrusted anal orifice 

an ass hole covered with shit.

use this as an insult and people will not know what to say back.

person: you eat dick as a sport
you: 'you are a fieces encrusted anal orifice'

person: ........
you: *grins wickedy*
person: ugh...

you: *mic drop*

fieces encrusted anal orifice by 420sped.shed69 November 10, 2018

oval orifice

A US democrat president's dick (coined in Washington, 2000).
See doggy style for Republican use of the White House.

The president got his oral orifice a mouthpiece and lied about it.

oval orifice by the whorenorable me September 11, 2004

donkey-orifice 

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

donkey-orifice by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Fundamental orifice

A polite way of explaining that someone is the c word for female anatomy

Jeremy is being a fundamental orifice.

Stop being a fundamental orifice.

Fundamental orifice by Kenny loggins August 26, 2023

Orfice 

Can be used in many ways
1. Used to describe something sexual
2. Opening in body

Leah: let's get orfice tonight!
Victor: yeah let's go!

Orfice by Leahhhhhh November 9, 2010