march madness 

A sporting event that steals the attention of all men and leaves their wives and girlfriends wondering where the hell they disappeared to!

Dean is so much into March Madness that he completely has forgotten about his girlfriend Tara and is close to getting dumped for ignoring her.

march madness by Tara March 29, 2005

Potato-Sack Madness 

When a group of 2 guys or more find a really attractive girl, get her alone, and throw a potato sack over her head. They then cut out as many holes as there are guys in the potato sack. Finally, they all stick their penises in the holes and wait to see what happens.

A group of my friends and i had some potato-sack madness last night, and i got a special surprise when i inserted...

Potato-Sack Madness by Shamoo McDuffie August 19, 2010

the madness

Insanity and craziness that cannot be defined.

Excessive laughter caused by being too high or too drunk.

Please, just STOP the madness! I can't handle the madness!

the madness by Meggy C (W/ the help of Philly!) March 10, 2006

Maxness 

The art of being so perfect no one can compare.

You automatically win any argument.

Maxness is a sign of true royalty and perfection.

Instead of your highness, you are so perfect you become your maxness.

To be maxed out on your maxness.

Maxness by WarmthOfTheSand June 4, 2013

March Mustache Madness 

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

March Mustache Madness by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

madness 

Madness, you say?

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!!

Man 1: Madness, you say? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!!!

Man 1 kicks Man 2 in the chest into an endless abyss

Man 2: WTF?

madness by Jordan Spangenberg April 13, 2007

manners 

Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.

Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.

Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!

Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.

manners by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006