mantenance 

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.

Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.

mantenance by zerokos December 15, 2009

Maintenance Piss 

A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).

"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"

"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."

Maintenance Piss by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006

Malintention

Spanglish version of bad intentions.

Anita: I'm sure he had no malintentions .
Ben: ...that's not a real word

Anita: Fuck now I have to define it in urban dictionary.

Malintention by woopsey November 14, 2016

Bean Maintenance 

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

Bean Maintenance by Markiwi September 14, 2006

Concussive Maintenance 

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

Concussive Maintenance by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

maintenance tech 

A college drop out that wasn't smart enough to be a engineer so now they just fix things for engineers. Typically they wear a floral Hawaiian shirt on Friday and drink shitty beer on the weekend.

Someone call a engineer, this maintenance tech will never be able to fix this.

maintenance tech by Billybobb789 February 16, 2022

maintenance control 

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.

Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.

maintenance control by 231night crew August 18, 2009