jumping the couch 

To lose it, go crazy, go mad.

"Tom Cruise really 'jumped the couch' on the Oprah show yesterday. Someone confiscate his crack-pipe!"

jumping the couch by Vanessa Anne September 14, 2005

Jumping Strudel 

Smacking someone EXTREMELY hard on the ass, while running and jumping in the air, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.

"Damn Derrick, how fast were you running when you gave me that jumping strudel? That bitch still stings."

Jumping Strudel by Dumas November 4, 2006

Jumping off your bunkbed 

This symbolizes that when you are completely done with life you commit suicide by jumping off the most tallest thing known by mankind. This also links to when you find out something you didn't expect to happen.

Athea why are you jumping off your bunkbed?
Athea: Its mostly because how i got exposed on skype by Alisa

Jumping off your bunkbed by Asiantechsupport October 28, 2019

jumping the alps 

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off of two persons erect boners, up one and back down the other. This term originates in the jungles of South America, and has been seen in use in the western US

Over spring break that guy was totally jumping the alps in Peru

jumping the alps by blarson32 January 22, 2012

jumping the shark 

It is the precise moment when you recognize that something is really over although it's momentum carries it on for a few steps.

She lit another cigarette and looked away. Her eyes looking beyond me told me for sure that the shark had been jumped.

Howard Dean's campaign jumped the Shark when he stood on the stage raving and shaking his fist at the crowd.

jumping the shark by J. Salyer March 22, 2004

jumping the couch 

The defining moment when you know someone has finally lost his or her marbles. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behavior on Oprah when he jumped up and down maniacally on her couch, while professing his undying love for actress Katie Holmes. Reportedly much easier to accomplish than going off a "deep end".

There's no doubt about it, she's finally 'jumping the couch' with that one.

jumping the couch by Jim Scott December 28, 2005

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

jumping the queue by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007