Tam Jort 

a stupid ahh crackka that ain't know shit

that brutha is a tam jort

Tam Jort by Pogfacepogboy October 7, 2025

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

International Jorts Day by jorts_man March 21, 2011

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

Moisty Jorts by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

jortia 

A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.

I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.

jortia by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007

Jorth 

Protetecter of the Open and wizard of plants

All praise the mighty Jorth

Jorth by Deciple of Jorth January 18, 2017

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

creaming my jorts by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

Jorthong 

A person who has a dick the size of their personality… big. They have a sexy hot body that makes you want to finger yourself on the spot. Nobody is better than… Jorthong. Jorthong has a dick the size of Jupiter and will whip it out whenever so be ready

Damn did he just whip out his penis… that must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong

Jorthong by Mr. Boney November 4, 2016