jeeves bitch

What you say when someone tells you false things that have nothing to do with what you asked or are even talking about.

"Where is Zimbabwe?"

"It is oranges connected via farts in unicorn candy"

"Jeeves bitch!?"

jeeves bitch by creepyraymond October 7, 2015

Ask Jeeves 

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

Ask Jeeves by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022

jeeped 

excited

After three cups of coffee, then seeing you, can't blame me for being jeeped up!

jeeped by DangleB March 13, 2012

Dirty Jeeves 

The one and only king of the world.

Titanic my ass, Dirty Jeeves is the king of the world!

Dirty Jeeves by DirtyJeeves April 19, 2003

Jeeves

The internet butler of Ask.com.

I asked Jeeves about his stanced on abortion, but he brought up some abortion clinic's website.

Jeeves by Phil Errup October 19, 2004

jeeve 

to stop giving a fuck

idgf

used in singular form -

how do you feel about how the project turned out?

jeeve (roll eyes)

jeeve by bubbblegum March 30, 2017

Oh My F-ing Jeeves!

like WTF! or NO WAY! or HOLY CRAP! or DUDE!!!

Tom: dude i threw up on my girlfriend last night

You: OH MY F-ING JEEVES!!!

Oh My F-ing Jeeves! by Jerbear15 December 20, 2008