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Ask is a computer-virus like search engine that you sometimes have the misfortune to get when you download some legal free program. It replaces Google or what other search engine you might be running at all aspects on your internet browser, searchnu.com can have the same equal annoying tendency.

If you are not a neard at computers, You will probably need to use some time to go back to your original configuration only to find a new annoying search engine kicking out Google next time you have installed a free program.
I did not remember setting my default search engine to be Ask.com
Ask.com by Danmark November 11, 2012
Words you can keep
A kick ass search engine website that you can use if you forget how to spell google. But beware, It is guarded by a mystical Wizard named "Jeeves" Good luck. WARNING: Jeeves is level 79, so don't go there if your a noob.
Megan:Yo dude, I forgot how to spellz google, Whats do i do??

Lance:Go to ask.com dumb ass...
Ask.com by Lance Bryson Bitch! August 25, 2008
A place where tweens go for relationship advice.
Mark: How do I tell if this girl likes my magic cards

Dave: go to ask.com like the rest of your friends
Ask.com by Mark MXVII August 19, 2013

ask.com toolbar 

A browser hijacker designed to infect people who just click through the Java installation to save time.
Idiot:I'll install Java to play the game!
*clicks through installation*
Message:Thanks for letting us put the ask.com toolbar/adware on your computer.

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked 

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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