bag of hammers 

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.

bag of hammers by Juice March 9, 2005

hammers hangers 

a variety of coat hangers bent or heated for the use of aborting fetuses.

shelby hammer was pregnant and was about to have a black baby before she invented hammers hangers

hammers hangers by Dr. cock an balls May 23, 2010

cheese hammers 

term for someones feet who are yellow on the bottom and pasty white on top

Oh my God John took out his cheese hammers.

cheese hammers by cheesehammer April 21, 2010

hangerous 

(adj.) Behavior involving danger and likely to inflict a hangover.

Dude, don't drink that third shot, it's hangerous!

hangerous by Accidental Discovery March 17, 2010

King Gato Hambergusa 

A Hamburger Bodied Cat with orange fur

-King Gato Hambergusa opened up a new resterant
-We Love Cat Burger

King Gato Hambergusa by Jason Pace October 13, 2007

Speed Bag Hammers 

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

Speed Bag Hammers by ACII August 1, 2010

Hammerfest 

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.

See Vespa's Grandfather.

Hammerfest by John July 3, 2004