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Deadbeat Farter 

A person that farts and doesn’t/won’t claim it, or wanders away without taking responsibility.
“That was awful! Who shit?”
*crickets*
“It was probably the boss. He’s a deadbeat farter.”
Deadbeat Farter by Cloverleaf February 22, 2021

Go Fasters 

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.
GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE
Go Fasters by desert garbage August 14, 2009

worlds fastest golf cart 

Plum Quicks "Tee Time".
1/8th mile drag race record holder for golf cart. Worlds fastest golf cart.

Tennessee Go Faster

Ugly things put on a car by a redneck or wigger such as chrome or decals. Rednecks and wiggers act as if such things make their cars go faster. Often found on a ricer.
Billy Joe Jim Bob has an old 1988 Honda ricer that he loaded up with chrome and silly decals. That old klunker is plastered with Tennessee Go Faster and it still sucks. That dumb chav has more junk on his beater than he wears around his neck.
Tennessee Go Faster by PMax March 12, 2008

I just farted 

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”
As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.
I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021

damn, she farted on my dick 

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid
"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."