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Fapper's Block 

When you are unable to obtain and keep an erection while watching porn because the pornographic media gets boring, or it doesnt give that umph you need for your member to stand salute.

Fapper's block is the reason there are millions of pornographic genres, and millions more undiscovered...
John: Yo man, teen bukkake doesnt do it for me anymore, im getting fapper's block

Peter:Dude, try milf crackwhores

2 and a half minutes later

John:yo thanks man, you got rid of my fappers block
Fapper's Block by Fishee October 16, 2010
Related Words

Fappergasted 

stunned, flabbergasted by what you just fapped to.
wow i didnt know that would make me cum, but here we are. im fappergasted.
Fappergasted by EggbertHumpadink January 20, 2011

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.
My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.
Fappination by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

fappily ever after 

When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.

Toilet fapper 

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.
Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

Fad Fapper 

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.
Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn
Fad Fapper by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016