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National Cathedral School 

1. We do not all have EDs.
2. We are not a Catholic school. We are technically an Episcopal school, which is very liberal and welcomes all faiths.
3. We work hard. Cathedral students are some of the most dedicated students in the country.
4. We are not obsessed with the opposite sex.
National Cathedral School Student: Just because I go to NCS, that doesn't mean I'm automatically a lesbian.
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National Cathedral School 

An amazing private school in Washington,DC located on the close of the National Cathedral. Everyone who goes there is amazingly smart and beautiful. Not only does the NCS girls get the STA guys but they get the Prep guys too!! Yummy
LETS FACE IT- EVERYONE IS JELOUS OF THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL SCHOOL

SR girl: Heyy i wish i could be as pretty as that NCS girl over there
Visi girl: Me too then maybe i could get some of those Prep guys theyve been luring with theyre beauty
Holton girl: Nahh i want to be an NCS girl more than all of you. Those teddy bears at landon dont know how to be manly. I want me some BULLDOGS!!

Anal Cathedral 

An intense pain you get when you're rectum tears during a massive dump, making you want to go to church to repent the things you said.
Black People, Anal Cathedral. Nuff' said.
Anal Cathedral by PoonMasta69 August 13, 2012

shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
shart cathedral by Bubber22 May 8, 2017

Notre Dame-Cathedral Latin 

Notre Dame-Cathedral Latin is a Catholic, co-educational, college preparatory school, sponsored by the Sisters of Notre Dame in Munson Township, Ohio. Like Mary, who gave Christ to the world, NDCL educates leaders who transform the world, as Jesus did, by living the truth in love. But after all that is said, NDCL is just another high school filled with cliques and chicks, jocks, geeks, and druggies. They pretend to be tougher than they actually are. There is no such thing as secrecy at NDCL, and if you slept with some guy everyone will know about it the next morning. Most people are fake, and the remainder of the real people are the ones who are have no friends. Their mascot is the lion, but they're just scared pussies.
Person 1: "My parents made me go to Notre Dame-Cathedral Latin"
Person 2: "I'm sorry. They must hate you."

Immaculate Conception Cathedral School

Plaid skirts, Knee high socks, white or black shoes, blue cards

Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.

st peter cathedral school 

st peter cathedral school located in erie pa is a shit hole containing fat teachers. The teachers in this school are fat and lazy and the principle smokes pot. The students at this school are animals and are the future of drug dealing, bank robbing, and assinations. The teachers hide drugs in the cheap walls covered in lead paint and asbestos. The school is surrounded by the lovely ghetto of erie pa. if you are expecting an education than you are high (like most people there).