Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

Cretin Blanket by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

Bankster 

A portmanteau of "banker" and "gangster", popularized by (among others) the economist Murray N. Rothbard, used by him to attack what he held to be the inherently fraudulent nature of Fractional-Reserve banking (as opposed to 100% gold reserve banking, which he defended as the only honest form of banking). Frequently used in reference to The Fed.

In more recent popular usage, often refers in a vague way to the forces of "Wall Street", or to those persons in the financial services industry who grow rich despite the continued impoverishment of those who depend on their services, and despite their apparent inability to succeed in business without constant government assistance.

"The Fed is an organized cartel of banksters, who are creating inflation, ripping off the public, destroying the savings of the average American."

"The banksters crashed the economy, but thanks to generous federal bailouts, they won't have to sacrifice their fat bonuses."

Bankster by Dano2 February 15, 2010

blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.

*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe

blanket humper by Savagemylads November 30, 2018

Wool Blanket 

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

Wool Blanket by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

Dylan blanket 

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

Dylan blanket by Ravi_Shankar August 10, 2020

beer can blanket 

When a person wakes up covered in beer cans creating a beer can blanket.

Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.

Soiled.

Like his heart.

beer can blanket by Timtastic January 4, 2009

blanket 

When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.

Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.

blanket by meteor_melee July 21, 2020