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Barack Brobama 

Barack Brobama - (proper) noun

Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.

Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).

See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
Barack Brobama by rzhhhh November 22, 2011

Barack me Obamadeus 

Coined by the webcomic, XKCD, this is a play on the song title "Rock me Amadeus", a popular song from the mid 80's from an Austrian pop musician (Falco).
One could utter this phrase when joyful with respect to Barack Obama's actions, or merely his presence.
Oh my god it's Barack Obama!! Barack me Obamadeus!!

Barack Obama 

Barack Obama would have saved America from a shitload of embarrassment if he was able to run a third term
Barack Obama by Soul_Driver May 5, 2020

Barack Hussein Obama 

Illinois Senator/Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually, the "Hussein" is added by critics (conservative politicians, Fox News, the people of West Virginia) to draw parallels with Saddam Hussein.

Barack is actually named after his father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., who was born before the Iraqi leader. Hussein is actually a very popular Arabic name which means good or handsome. The Hussein is often used to fuel the omnipresent "Secret Muslim" rumors, which is ironic since Saddam was a secular leader.
"Did you know that his full name is Barack Hussein Obama?"--Steve Doocy, multiple times.

"I don't like the Hussein. I've had enough of Hussein!"--some West Virginia voter that was aired on many newscasts.
Barack Hussein Obama by JohnJF August 15, 2008

barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk

Barack out with your cock out 

Verb-to avidly support Barrack Obama in the '08 presidential primaries and/or election.
Bill: Hey, who are you going to vote for?
Ted: I don't know. What do you think?
Bill: You should definitely Barack out with your cock out.