waffling 

While receiving a blow job, pull one's dick out of girls mouth, raise girl's head and proceed to slap her face with both hands simultaneously creating a waffle like impression on her face. Follow by releasing splooge on her face to serve as butter or syrup, whichever you prefer.

Leroy: What is wrong with that skeezer's face?
Tyrone: She must have received a severe waffling!

waffling by T.O.W.M. February 22, 2008

waffling 

putting anything and everything into a waffle maker and making it a waffle

"if i had a waffle maker i would be waffling everything"

waffling by mikkkkles August 7, 2017

Subliminal waffling 

The process of subtly discussing waffles to convince one to make waffles.

So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.

Subliminal waffling by Grambo52 October 29, 2011

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot 

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot by Josh January 22, 2005

waffleganger

One who is commonly mistaken for being Belgian.

"Oh, yeah, no, I'm no Belgian--I'm a waffleganger. I just LOVE waffles, certain beers and Tintin."

waffleganger by teiam March 15, 2006

twat waffling whore bag 

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

twat waffling whore bag by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

Wiffling 

A person twerking while nude.

That dude is wiffling in the dark!

Wiffling by Emperor_Urban May 21, 2017