Tour de France 

The most challenging sporting event in the world.

A marathon each day for 3 weeks.

Tour de France by FooberFoober August 30, 2005

tour de force 

A grand endeavor or trial of much difficulty.
(French expression, not directly translated/cultural saying.)

Getting a 3-pointer from downtown is a tour de force. Or, climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro is quite a tour de force.

tour de force by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

Tour Rat 

A rare bird. Any person who goes to a significant portion or whole tour of a single rock band's tour run and has the appearance (due to greasy hair and generally unkempt hygene) of a drowned rat. Generally found at jam band concerts (Phish,The Dead, Widespread Panic). Regarded with a mix of wonder ("What, do you have a trust fund or something?") and disgust ("No, I'm not giving you my ticket for free.").

Dude #1 "Jeez, check out the tour rat"
Dude #2 "Wonder how many shows he's been to..."
Dude #1 "Wonder how many shows he remembers!"

Tour Rat by helen a bucket July 10, 2003

Tour Guide 

Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.

"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."

Tour Guide by J-Win April 21, 2006

tour whore 

1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.

2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.

1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!

2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.

tour whore by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006

Tour of France 

the act of taking a French artifact (preferably a small replica of the eifel tower) and proceed to shove into an oraphis such as a vagina or sphinkter. as this takes place you place shit in your hand and engage in a mustache placing such as a sterotypical french mustache on thier upper lip. then after this takes place proceed to make your lover say "bon appitete" or "bonjour".

My girlfriend did not know much about Europe so i Decided to give her the tour of France.

Tour of France by Dyelawn February 20, 2009

tour hot 

A phenomenon in which a chick that you would normally find unattractive actually becomes attractive in your eyes after being on the road (usually in a band) for an extended period of time and not getting any snatch.

Scottie-"hey bra are you really gonna hit that shit!?"

Chris-"dude I haven't gotten any snatch since Chicago, and this chick is tour hot, so fuck it"

Scottie-"ahh good point! I'm gonna go talk to that bow legged girl'

tour hot by champ pain March 6, 2010