Theresa May 

Prime Minister of the UK. Happens to be a massive cunt and believes that banning porn and censoring the internet will prevent terrorism somehow...

Theresa May makes Tony Blair look great in comparison.

Theresa May by ReallyNeverKnowsBest June 4, 2017

theme park walk of shame 

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

theme park walk of shame by Kempo September 6, 2006

Halo theme song 

An absolute unit, the top tier of all theme songs and something that should be worshipped in mens bathrooms

John: have you chanted the halo theme song with the boys yet?

Michael: no, i must hurry now, gather the troops!

Halo theme song by RuthlessWildcard November 18, 2019

war themed hat simulator 

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.

Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke

war themed hat simulator by Анонимный аноним July 3, 2021

dystopian hipster theme park 

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

dystopian hipster theme park by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

theresa 

the most beautiful girl you probably ever meet. the sweetest, most kind person no matter what the circumstance. is always down for that one person they wish (or are) closest too. she gives hugs like she never wants to leave that moment. she’s the smartest girl you’re ever gonna meet bc she knows what she wants- and she knows if it’s true it takes time. you’re a dumbass if you leave her hanging like that. oh and she never leaves you on read :)

what’s the definition of perfectly imperfect

-THERESA

theresa by koala :) April 15, 2019

Guile theme 

Guile's theme song from the Street Fighter game series. It sounds awesome, and it goes well with everything.

There's a bunch of YouTube videos that proves that the Guile theme really does go with everything.

Guile theme by xldr July 30, 2010