Wiggle the mouse 

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

Wiggle the mouse by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

Wiggle The Jiggle 

Masturbate/clit stimul. Just a term for women.

The correct definition for men is crank the cradle

I could watch those jocks play all day and wiggle the jiggle during it.

Wiggle The Jiggle by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

wiggle the worm 

1.to urinate
2.to masturbate

Man, i gotta go wiggle the worm.

wiggle the worm by iamlilminaj April 13, 2012

The Rusty Wiggle 

An unconscious squirming motion that is sometimes the result of anal leakage due to overconsumption of Greek Yogurt.

I've had yogurt for breakfast all week and now I'm doing the Rusty Wiggle.

The Rusty Wiggle by @JESTERWUZHERE March 3, 2022

The Foot Wiggle 

When you stop massaging your girl's feet and they are greedy and wiggle in that very particular way, asking for more.

Guy: *stops foot massage*
Girl: *does The Foot Wiggle* more!

The Foot Wiggle by Androbin October 23, 2020

the best wiggle-diggles 

Slang for female masturbation and playing with female genitals. Companion to the male “the best tuggie-wuggies”

“I got horny AF. Had to give myself the best wiggle-diggles.”

the best wiggle-diggles by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

Wiggle the Weasel 

(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.

To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.

Wiggle the Weasel by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010