Stacked It 

To fall down or crash whilst on bicycles, scooters, scateboards, etc.

Australian colloq.

hey mate, did you see that guy who fully stacked it on his bike the other day?

Stacked It by iamewy January 31, 2009

stacked to the rafters 

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.

She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.

stacked to the rafters by idunnit October 28, 2004

"Stacked Like Ass" 

Stacked like Ass: The saying which can represent both something being very awful, or very good (as in attractive.)

"Wow" said the unloader, "that pallet is "Stacked Like Ass", I better fix it.

And Later:

"Did you see that woman, she was "Stacked Like Ass."

"Stacked Like Ass" by The unloaded unloader October 16, 2006

stacked in cash 

One who has more money than they know what to do with, or appears that way. Possibly ghetto rich.

Damn, that guy is stacked in cash, he's got that new E-Class on dubs.

stacked in cash by Grandpa December 1, 2002

Stacked (USMC) 

A common occurrence of hazing perpetuated by US Marines assigned to helicopter squadrons against one and other. A Marine is tackled to the ground while other Marines jump on top forming a stack. Usually the largest Marine is the last one to jump on top high above from a table of other platform. Occurrences of stacking are much more common on deployment but sometimes stacking wars can erupt between shops at home. Flight Line is by far the most notorious stacking shop. A smart Marine from another shop will always check the ground for any taped silhouettes of human figures as stepping on one of these will get you stacked in a heart beat.

Stacked (USMC) We sent our new nugget down to flight line to get a stack of 6114's ha ha, they stacked the shit out of him.

Stacked (USMC) by ziggytpp November 5, 2011

Stacked of Borg 

A woman whom has physical and mental traits related to Jerry Ryan. Intelligent, gorgeous, multi-talented, the complete package.

A play on the name "Seven of Nine" from Star Trek Voyager. Jerry Ryan played a character whose full name was "Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One".

Lady: "So after I graduated from Harvard, and started my own Fortune 500 company, I became a Victoria's Secret model"

Admirer: "Stacked of Borg"

Stacked of Borg by Silverleaf December 15, 2008

Stacked's Law 

An equation to determine your state of hammeredness.

The equation reads as

%s = ((a/c)/t) x 100 where

s = how shitfaced you are
a = actual amount of alcohol consumed in shot equivalents.
c = capacity of alcohol that you can handle before being puke drunk (just think of last time you puked in your shoes)
t = time in hours that you've been drinking

This will give you a percent value telling you how shitfaced you are.

So if you've had 6 shots, it takes you 10 to get to puke drunk and you've been drinking for 4 hours.

%s = ((6/10)/4)) x 100 = 15% drunk.

So that's 60% of your max but over 4 hours so you're doing okay.

How bout over 15 minutes?

%s = ((6/10)/0.25) x 100 = 240% drunk

You had 60% of your max for the night over 15 minutes... You're fucking wasted. Go puke in the washing machine and start over, Jose.

oh man I used stacked's law, and as it turns out, I'm 83% percent hammered.

Stacked's Law by Koos D.L. Rey March 13, 2010