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squirt by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002
Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen
Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck
squirt by LargeWillyHaver59 December 31, 2017
(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.
Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?
squirt by Kash April 7, 2003
Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.
I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!
squirt by LainaSquared November 13, 2007
something a sick bastard says when he shoots his baby juice.
ahh ahh ahh ahh SQUIIIIRT(squirt).(biatch says:)get off you sick bastard.
squirt by flopster0 October 12, 2008
A Northen Suburbs (South Australia) reference to getting on the alcohol.
Yo Jimmy do you 'ave 10 bucks cos me and Dan have 10 then we can get a bottle of squirt...
squirt by Mathius Maximus July 28, 2006