somali dervish 

A somali dervish is someone of the Dhulbahante tribe

he's a somali dervish

somali dervish by readyforthemoon55 August 6, 2020

somali dblock 

somali dblock is an epithet for reer darawiish

they're somali dblock

somali dblock by readyforthemoon55 August 16, 2020

Somali Tree Stump 

During doggystyle, when a log of poop starts to come out of their butt, so you take your meat out and push the log back down.

We were doing it, and I saw her about to poop, so I had to Somali tree stump it back in.

Somali Tree Stump by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

Somali Steamer 

When you are trying to be diplomatic at a cultural event and accept the food provided at said event, only to unleash poppy hell upon your pants.

My friend Levi wanted to be culturally sensitive, but he's vegan so all the Somali meat caused him to have a Somali Steamer in his pants.

Somali Steamer by Catsworth August 7, 2023

Somali Rocket Launcher 

When a woman, preferably Somali, gets several banannas launched up her vagina by a Somali man holding a pressurised cannon of some sorts

Woman 1: "Get up to anything on the weekend?"

Woman 2: "Yeah, Yusuf 'Somali Rocket Launcher'd' me, my snatch smells like bananna bread"

Somali Rocket Launcher by cockandballsraper69 July 1, 2024

Somali and Indian and Jewish 

The worst possible ethnicity combo, you have the 3 ugliest ethnicities of all, and if you have kids with anyone, your kids gene pool is fucked, and will come out of the womb short ash, with a big ass forehead, and you might as well do an abortion.

That kid is Somali and Indian and Jewish, bro has to wear a Jew hat, is a stinky scammer and is a Somali with a massive forehead all at once

Somali and Indian and Jewish by MoBambaspoop December 15, 2024

Somali Suntan 

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.

"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"

Somali Suntan by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025