Somali Suntan

Where you shit the bed and roll around in it until you're coated head to toe in your own shit.
"Hey Ed!"

"What's up John?"

"You'll never guess what I did this morning! I did the old Somali Suntan!!"

"That's amazing to hear bro what did your wife say?"
by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025
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Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.
"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"
by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025
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Toronto Mudpie

A person squats above someone else's chest and proceeds to defecate on their chest, trying their best to stack the shit as high as possible.
"Yo John!"

"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"
by BloodboundCentral January 11, 2025
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