salmony snicket 

Female Genitalia. See cunt, snatch etc.

Adapted from the name of the author Lemony Snicket. (pseudonym)

i'd love to get inside her salmony snicket

salmony snicket by Deviant September 22, 2004

lemmoney snicket

a very gorgeous,funny,sweet, and overall amazing girl. aka bob bka courtney renee sanders

courtney renee sanders

lemmoney snicket by bob February 13, 2005

whippity snicket

Fast. In a flash. Done before you know it.

He wolfed down his sandwich whippity snicket.
Whippity snicket she snatched up her purse and was out the door.

whippity snicket by derksal October 16, 2008

Lennery Snicket 

The act of losing one's virginity by having sex in the anus instead of the vagina, intentionally or otherwise.

Did your hear that Justin popped Valerie's cherry last night? He gave her a Lennery Snicket.

Lennery Snicket by Guyro April 5, 2024

Lemony Snicket 

The occurrence of one shit show, tragedy or horrible even after another after another and so on.

A series of unfortunate events

" hey bro, sorry I've been so distant the last few weeks! It's just that my life went for a Lemony Snicket last month and I haven't felt very social."

Lemony Snicket by SpaceCowboy94 October 21, 2024

snicker-snag 

One of the tricks in the stable of the midwestern playground bully. To snicker-snag someone is to hold them down, dangle a thread of spit out of your mouth and while the spit is dangling, dip your head closer and closer to the victim. threatening to drape the spit on their face. The spit does not reach its target in a true snicker-snag, but is instead, sucked back in at the last possible second. It is a variation on snagging, which is to actually spit on someone. The snicker-snag (and snagging in general) was brought into the popular vernacular by Mystery Science Theater 3000.

"Death by snicker-snag!" - MST3K's Mike Nelson, during a scene in which two guys are fighting and one is holding the other down.

"I want to kick this movie in the groin and snag on it!" - MST3K's Crow, during Starfighters

snicker-snag by Eric Seven April 11, 2004

eat a snickers 

When someone has an attitude or is hella worked up and needs to calm the f**k down. A reference to the Snickers commercials when someone "is not themself" until they eat a Snickers.

Friend 1: What the hell is wrong with Dee?

Friend 2: I don't know, but she needs to eat a Snickers and have a seat.

eat a snickers by deeBoe October 16, 2014