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Smirnoff ice 

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An alcoholic beverage that Americans think is strong and Europeans/Australians have in their school lunch boxes
American: wow dude I got totally โ€œicedโ€ last night
Brit: what are you on about
American: you know Smirnoff Ice
Brit: ah you mean a fruit shoot
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smirnoff whore 

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someone who only drinks cheap booze, such as smirnoff vodka, which sucks
man your such a smirnoff whore, buy something else for a change
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Smirnoff'ed 

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Another way to get "iced"
Dude, last night i got Smirnoff'ed way to many times.
Smirnoff'ed by Nastygirl55 July 16, 2011
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Yakov Smirnoff 

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Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005
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Karina Smirnoff 

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A fine as hell professional dancer on ABC hit show Dancing with the Stars. September 12, 2006 was her debut on this popular show, in its third season. She is Mario Lopez's partner and dance teacher. Her style is very energetic and sexual when it comes to Latin dance.
Please do that Samba one more time, Karina Smirnoff!
Karina Smirnoff by mnihnuht November 4, 2006
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Diet Smirnoff 

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The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"
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Yakoff Smirnoff 

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The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.
Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.
Yakoff Smirnoff by ElevatingtheMind November 29, 2006
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